Ambien. No doubt about it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Still dying that you shit outside
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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