Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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