their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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