I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
