So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My life is pants optional.
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