Are we in a gay sports bar?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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