How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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