a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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