you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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