Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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