i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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