When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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