im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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