tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
