I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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