your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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