I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize