that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think im going to throw up on grandma
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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