worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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