Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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