normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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