dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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