i don't like sucking hair
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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