: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I can't turn off my feet"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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