So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
