Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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