She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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