I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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