I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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