i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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