Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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