Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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