So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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