They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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