We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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