another moral hangover. fuck.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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