Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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