I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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