After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
