good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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