I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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