Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
