You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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