distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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