problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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