I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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