This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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