i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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