her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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