I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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