I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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