I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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