He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
