the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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